Okay, the Germans speak damned good English. If you are trying to learn German, this can be very intimidating.
If you want to feel better about your German learning, just listen to them try to say the word “squirrel”.
This WILL cheer you up!
UPDATE: (2015 12 08)
The German word for squirrel, is “Eichhörnchen”.
Try saying “Eye-Hoar-un-chen” and you will be in the ballpark…